Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you’re famous then it’s a completely different story. It appears that everything a celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn’t appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most clueless things celebrities have said. From funny to completely delusional, the quotes will certainly make you feel better that you’re not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the list!

#1 Britney Spears

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa”

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#2 Paris Hilton

“No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London.”

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#3 Kanye West

“I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I do not like to think at all.”

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#4 Shaquille O’neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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#5 Christina Aguilera

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

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#6 Carl Everett

“God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.”

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#7 Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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#8 Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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#9 Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, “No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

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#10 Kellie Pickler

“I thought Europe was a country.”

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#11 Mike Tyson

“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian”

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#12 George Gobel

“If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

#13 Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

#14 Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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#15 Sienna Miller

“I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.”

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#16 Brooke Shields

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life”

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#17 Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: “I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

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#18 Craig T. Nelson

“I’ve been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No.”

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#19 Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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#20 Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna “Chris Brown Beat You Because You’re Not Pretty Enough”

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#21 David Beckham

“We’re definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don’t know into which religion.”

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#22 Sylvester Stallone

“The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.”

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#23 Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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#24 Bill O’reilly

“I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…”

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#25 Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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#26 Elizabeth Hurley

“I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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#27 Madonna

“One of the biggest problems in the world right now is nuclear waste… That’s something I’ve been involved in for a while with a group of scientists – finding a way to neutralise radiation.”

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